Thursday, January 27, 2011

Skimpy Stuff

Ever notice how some of the most important things in the world are made in the skimpiest way possible?

Example:
  • The Puke Bag on an Airliner
  • The Cone Part of an Ice Cream Cone
  • Condoms
  • The Ultra Thin Pages in the Bible
  • Egg Containers
  • 68oz Super Ultra Mega Big Gulp Containers - yeah you need 68oz of sticky root beer coming lose at 68 miles per hour.
  • Toasters
  • Glove Box on Your Car
  • The Paper Ass-Gasket that you get in the Men's Room. HELL, That thing ought to be made from a recycled tire, Teflon coated and impregnated with Neosporin and Lysol.

Confession time: I told that joke so I'd have an excuse to use the word "Ass-Gasket." It might not be funny now, but I guarantee you'll chuckle in rush hour traffic on the way to work tomorrow. Full refund if you don't.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

I've decided to be funny again...

Inspiration comes in funny places. I realized that focusing on some recent serious life goals has left me exhausted and withdrawn. I've forgotten to stop and smell the roses - or I've forgotten to stop an laugh at the roses as the case may be.

So. From here on out. I promise. I'll be funny again. And we will enjoy life!

PS. Any bets on how long it takes mom to find out that I'm blogging again? She loves to see her boy writing. Don't tell her lets if she notices.

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Old Man

Three times this week I've caught myself walking through the house shouting "GODDAMNIT!" and turning off unused lights. Whats next? Powdered fiber and a walker?

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Cayenne the Catahoula

We got our dog, Cayenne, in October of 99. She is a Catahoula Leopard Dog (mix). At that time when we looked on line there was only about 3 links that you could go to and none of them were all that informative or updated. None of the book stores carried any information on Catahoula's either.

We knew that the breed was named after Catahoula Parish in Louisiana and that these dogs were the decendants of French fighting dogs that the explorers brought to guard their camps and were bread into domesticated lines that the indians had.

Back when Hurricane Katrina and Rita hit, my Dad remarked that in the news footage of people evacuating he saw lots of pick-ups headed north with a strange dog in the back that looked like Cayenne.

Fast forward to today…

I was in Boarders Books and I saw a book about dogs. I was shocked to see that it had a little chapter about the Catahoula! It was a short but interesting read (just that few pages), so tonight I Googled "Catahoula Dog" and found that there is almost 1 Million links on the topic!

http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&aq=t&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1T4DKUS_enUS251US251&q=Catahoula+dog

The dog lover in me finds this incredibly cool! There is now more information about the Catahoula Dog (Leopard's and Cur's) than there is information about Catahoula county for which they are named.

But there is a social side to it too. Did the popularity of these dogs incease as a result of them being displaced due to the Hurricanes? More exposure to new markets and buyers who had not seen the breed before? If so, how does that apply to our cultural values and ideals? What else came out of the South since Katrina and Rita?

That's what I'm thinking tonight.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Hurricane IKE

WOW! What an experience. I think I'm going to start a new blog (with the hopes of eventually publishing quasi-professionally) that just covers the topic of Hurricanes preperation and survival.

UPDATE:

New Blog Started...
http://gulfcoasthurricane.blogspot.com/