- The Puke Bag on an Airliner
- The Cone Part of an Ice Cream Cone
- The Ultra Thin Pages in the Bible
- Egg Containers
- 68oz Super Ultra Mega Big Gulp Containers - yeah you need 68oz of sticky root beer coming lose at 68 miles per hour.
- Glove Box on Your Car
- The Paper Ass-Gasket that you get in the Men's Room. HELL, That thing ought to be made from a recycled tire, Teflon coated and impregnated with Neosporin and Lysol.
Confession time: I told that joke so I'd have an excuse to use the word "Ass-Gasket." It might not be funny now, but I guarantee you'll chuckle in rush hour traffic on the way to work tomorrow. Full refund if you don't.